Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz)

Bloody Amazon (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:20:52 -0800

Total body workout: tearing through dudes with a giant sword all day

Doktor Steampug- Black and White (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 11:07:42 -0800

Another version- no color. To highlight the stark, terrifying realities!

Doktor Steampug Versus Gorillizard! (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 10:42:22 -0800

Doktor Steampug fights a mutant gorilla-lizard hybrid in the Peruvian jungles! Dr. Steampug created by Glenn Buettner, art by me.

Snorlaxian Exodus (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:45:37 -0700

Created for a Pokemon-themed charity art show. Mysteries revealed: why is Snorlax so bottom-heavy?

Misty-Wizard! (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:13:43 -0700

Done as a commission for an upcoming RPG... A magician of some sort manipulates the mists! Marvelous.

Space Fuckin' (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 19:32:37 -0700

Astronauts gotta eventually get down 'n' dirty, in order to propagate the species and all.

Outrunning the Many-Booted Mantiwheel (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 18:25:31 -0700

From The Uneventful Life of Arturio von Anglebanger "In water it might’ve been different, but I knew as soon as I heard the Mantiwheel’s secondary pistons fire up that I’d have no chance on land. Still, ditching the satchel was an even-less-palatable option than having my head devoured by a giant Dictyoptera; I’d have to bank, once again, on Trickery."

Discovering the Breeding Grounds of the Elusive Octophants (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 13:27:06 -0700

From The Uneventful Life of Arturio von Anglebanger "There they were, at long last: A seething mass of groping Trunktacles met my vision as I timidly pushed aside the tall grass. The squirming appendages stretched over the forest canopy and out of my sight… They must’ve gone on for miles. I could see the aesthetic appeal, but a tourist attraction this was not; a brief glance at one of these hulking creatures confirmed its status as an Engine of War unto itself."

Wrestling the Clawless Crabboth for Kingship of the Seas (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 13:16:55 -0700

From The Uneventful Life of Arturio von Anglebanger "Now, I’ll admit the Crabboth had a weight advantage. A strength advantage, too! His slimy digits nearly ripped the face-chamber from my Tank-Suit before I could utilize my own advantage: A Merman with a detonator and no fear of Death! Herman was circling around, I knew, but this knowledge did little to calm my nerves as the first tiny leak sprung…"

Raiding the Tomb-Cities of the Long-Departed Molanic Tribes (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 13:07:43 -0700

From The Uneventful Life of Arturio von Anglebanger "I entered the cavern and found the source of the light: A vast underground city, in which stood Streetlamps, still ablaze after untold centuries! ‘What fuel,’ I wondered, ‘would burn so brightly, so long unattended?’ The answer, of course, was ‘None;’ the caretakers of the lamps had never left…"

Scratching Love Poems into the Cornea of the One-Eyed Airwhale (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:57:49 -0700

From The Uneventful Life of Arturio von Anglebanger "As I readied my chisel for another blow, I imagined something new in that huge, unblinking eye. These weren’t tears of regret or mourning, they were tears of joy- and Damned if my chest didn’t swell up to popping as I heard the beast burst into a warbling cry of appreciation! The old man had been right after all."

Surviving the Contained Muppocalypse of Hooperdunk Village (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:48:58 -0700

From The Uneventful Life of Arturio von Anglebanger "Of course I had taken the time to check each of the windows, but the incorrigible little bastards were getting in anyway! Most likely a poor job done by he that cobbled together the fortification. The Homunculi weren’t bright, but they could track meat for miles… These two were honing in on a package of half-frozen “Beefy Man” Ham Shank Franks. They would come to regret their hunger."

Manning the Snailobster Shack with Herman the Merman (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:39:41 -0700

From The Uneventful Life of Arturio von Anglebanger "Herman was affable as ever, but I found my mind drifting to the Ethereal. As I had a harder time leaving the shack, Herman was often the one sent off on errands- leaving me to hold the place together. When the Horgathon came by for his weekly meal, I was often out back, lazily waxing our impish charges. The Horgathon is not to be trifled with, as I soon found."

Riding a Nuclear Dragon into the Last Star in the Universe (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:30:38 -0700

From The Uneventful Life of Arturio von Anglebanger " We saw that burning tear in the Void unfurl before us, and it was full-speed ahead from there… A wave of heat washed over me as the star sputtered out its death rattle. My teeth tingled and tasted of ash and banana peel, and I felt my fingers cramp up. This one, too, would soon die."

Too Many Kids? Have Some Wars (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:10:34 -0700

If the poor have easy access to contraception, who gets sent to die overseas?

The Rich Live Longer (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 11:51:19 -0700

...But all the pills in the world can't stop an angry mob. Well, except for MobStoppex (TM)

Meat is Amoral (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 11:47:14 -0700

Feel like chompin' on some bacon? Go ahead- giant monsters will not think twice about chompin' on some You.

Coping Mechanisms: Five (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 11:39:55 -0700

Cute li'l marshmallow bunnies in terrible situations!

Coping Mechanisms: Four (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 11:38:02 -0700

Cute li'l marshmallow bunnies in terrible situations!

Coping Mechanisms: Three (For Sale)

Rollin Kunz (rollinkunz) — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 11:36:30 -0700

Cute li'l marshmallow bunnies in terrible situations!