Robert Almeida (ralmeida)

Butt Friends (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 21:06:24 -0800

DALÉ (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 21:38:02 -0700

Represent the 305

Surrounded (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 11:43:43 -0700

Follow Your Dreams (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 11:24:12 -0700

KoKo B. Ware (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 19:03:49 -0700

The Birdman. Custom piece for a friend.

Beemo Lovin' Adventure Time Boogie (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 18:13:05 -0700

Cheer Up! (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 19:38:28 -0700

Poor platypus.

Novembeard (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 09:47:44 -0800

November is the month where beard trimmers, razor blades and buzzers all go hungry for weeks. Poor little buggers. At least we get to have totally awesome man beards and crazy sexy furry lady legs. They'll survive.

Problem Solvers (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:30:18 -0700

Who needs logic when you can just physical pound on someones face until the logic stops coming out? Settling arguments and swearing like your mothers dead. That's a sailors' life for me.

Tea Time with a Bison (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Sun, 01 May 2011 10:37:49 -0700

Have you ever met a bison? Let alone had TEA with a bison? Yeah, well, I've had dreams about it. FANTASIES. But one day, it'll happen. I'll stumble into the brush, and see him there and gentlemanly sit right next to him and slurp on some tea.

Moustache wins. Always. (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 14:05:58 -0700

If you have to decide between a moustache and whiskers, always pick moustache. ALWAYS.

Too Shave (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 13:02:34 -0700

This illustration is part of my Doo-dles series. My thought was "Should I shave or grow this bad boy out?" I had to shave, people were handing me dollar bills on the sidewalk.

Annoying Moose (For Sale)

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:43:15 -0700

This illustratioin was part of my Doo-dles series. My thought was "Some animals make annoying noises." Yes, moose, you are annoying.

DOO-dles

Robert Almeida (ralmeida) — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:55:40 -0700

These illustrations were all created using the forms and textures of, well, my poop. I recorded a month of dirty deeds and recorded my thoughts during the process. Using this journal and the photos, these illustrations were created.