Brandon Ortwein (bortwein)

The Key"Bored" Prank (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Tue, 21 May 2013 08:56:56 -0700

If you work in an office and have played pranks on your co-workers then you all know the old remove all the keys from the keyboard prank. Well this design is a play off of that idea, mixed with the classic WTF.

The Empty Jar (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Mon, 06 May 2013 11:25:53 -0700

Created for a Threadless + The Plain White T's contest. This is the in the main illustration version of the design. See it (vote here) http://www.threadless.com/plainwhitets/the-empty-jar-of-fireflies/

The Empty Jar of Fireflies (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Mon, 06 May 2013 11:23:45 -0700

Created for a Threadless + The Plain White T's contest. This is the in the Dark glow colors version of the design. See it (vote here) http://www.threadless.com/plainwhitets/the-empty-jar-of-fireflies/

The Party Cup - v3 (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Thu, 02 May 2013 14:05:13 -0700

Designed for Threadless and the Plain White T's design challenge. Vote for it here: http://www.threadless.com/plainwhitets/the-party-cup/ Version 3 - Glow Ink view.

The Party Cup - v2 (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Thu, 02 May 2013 13:52:54 -0700

Designed for Threadless and the Plain White T's design challenge. Vote for it here: http://www.threadless.com/plainwhitets/the-party-cup/ Version 2 - UV Ink view.

The Party Cup - v1 (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Thu, 02 May 2013 13:50:54 -0700

Designed for Threadless and the Plain White T's design challenge. Vote for it here: http://www.threadless.com/plainwhitets/the-party-cup/ Version 1 - Regular Ink view.

Midnight Alarm "I Miss You" (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:19:56 -0700

Illustration created for the Threadless + Plain White T's challenge. Vote here: http://www.threadless.com/plainwhitets/midnight-alarm-i-miss-you/ Inspired by the Lyrics from the Plain White T's song Should've Gone To Bed. --------------------------- I only miss you at midnight But when that lonely clock strikes That's when I wish you were here The angel knows it's not right But the devil's in my heart tonight Whispering things in my ear So I down my cup And then I hit you up Saying stupid stuff.... ---------------------------

A 20% OFF Promo until April 24th

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:15:59 -0700

I currently have a 20% Off promo going on at my T-shirt store until April 24th. Use the CODE: #EMPOWERARTISTS Both Men's and Women's shirts available. Women's shirts can be found within the design link. Shop Now! (please) http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/bortwein

TMNT Casey Jones (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:28:56 -0700

Now up for voting at Threadless. http://thrdl.es/~/29NA

Spring13 DBH Collective 25% off Promo

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:13:26 -0700

25% off at my DBH Collective store. You should check it out. Use the coed SPRING13 to get the savings. My shop could really use the support. http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/bortwein

Triangles and Line Art Skull - T-shirt

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 08:58:14 -0700

Triangles and Line Art Skull - by Brandon Ortwein Available at the DBH Collective in both Men’s and Women’s Sizes. Also find it on a selection of different color t-shirts. Buy It Now! http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/triangles-and-line-art-skull-t-shirt/12777/

Thanks Mom and Dad

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:05:18 -0700

I'm in my late 30s and my Parents still get a kick out of buying my artwork. They recently purchased a few items from my store. Thanks Mom for the photo. What they bought: Cutter Fish Art Print / MINI 10" x 8" I drew you 9 little mugs of coffee Throw Pillow / Cover (16" x 16") Gave a Dog a Bone (Tan) Tote Bag / Black Canvas Tote

Promo Time!

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 08:16:20 -0700

FREE Shipping Worldwide* Here is my entire Store Link: http://society6.com/bortwein?promo=fe5f66 or know what you want? Then go right to the category of your choice: Art Prints http://society6.com/bortwein/prints?promo=fe5f66 T-shirts http://society6.com/bortwein/tshirts?promo=fe5f66 Hoodies http://society6.com/bortwein/hoodies?promo=fe5f66 Stationery Cards http://society6.com/bortwein/cards?promo=fe5f66 iPhone Cases http://society6.com/bortwein/cases?promo=fe5f66 iPhone & iPod Skins http://society6.com/bortwein/phone-skins?promo=fe5f66 Laptop & iPad Skins http://society6.com/bortwein/laptop-skins?promo=fe5f66 Throw Pillows (without insert) http://society6.com/bortwein/pillows?promo=fe5f66 Tote Bags http://society6.com/bortwein/bags?promo=fe5f66 Promotion expires March 17, 2013 at Midnight Pacific Time. *Offer excludes Framed Art Prints, Stretched Canvases and Throw Pillows with insert.

Mine Shaft 4 - Limited Edition T-shirt

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 07:39:51 -0800

Mine Shaft 4 has been Reprinted as a Limited Edition Tee at Design By Humans (2/27/2013). The original "Mine Shaft 4 - Gold Found" design was print in November of 2007 and never got a reprint until now. This was always one of my favorite t-shirt design I have ever done and I am excited to see it get a reprint. Check it out and buy a Tee now! http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/mine-shaft-t-shirt/12397/

FREE Shipping Promo Time! (Worldwide)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 13:39:11 -0800

FREE Shipping worldwide thru this Sunday (Feb 24th). Feel free to shop my store now: http://society6.com/bortwein/prints Free Shipping offer expires at midnight on 02/24/13 *Offer excludes Framed Art Prints, Stretched Canvases and Throw Pillows with inserts.

I drew you 9 little mugs of coffee (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 13:33:32 -0800

Nine little white ceramic mugs all drawn on one little post-it just for you. I hope you like it.

Free Shipping Promotion until this Sunday

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 09:22:07 -0800

Free Shipping worldwide* at my Society6/bortwein shop. http://society6.com/bortwein Promotion expires at midnight on 01/27/13 *Offer excludes Framed Art Prints, Stretched Canvases and Throw Pillows with inserts. Get your bortwein Art Prints, T-shirt, iPhone Case, iPhone/iPod Skins, Laptop Skins, iPad Skins, Pillows (without inserts), and more!

I drew you a Pee-wee Herman Suit Mug of Coffee (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 09:02:35 -0800

Created as a Thank you to Pee-wee Herman for posting my Pee-wee's Big Adventure Van illustration on his Official Facebook page, so today I drew you a Pee-wee Herman Suit Mug. I hope you like it. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151611287349056&set=pb.55264489055.-2207520000.1358438459&type=3&theater

Pee-wee Herman posts my Pee-wee Van illustration on FB

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:55:49 -0800

Pee-wee Herman shared a photo of my Pee-wee's Big Adventure Van on his Official Facebook page. The van illustration is from my "It would have been cooler as a Van" series of illustration. See the post: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151611287349056&set=pb.55264489055.-2207520000.1358372796&type=3&theater Pee-wee Herman's FB Page https://www.facebook.com/PeeweeHerman See the Pee-wee Van art here http://society6.com/bortwein/Pee-Wees-Big-Adventure-Van_Print See the Vans Poster & more here http://society6.com/bortwein/It-Would-Have-Been-Cooler-as-a-Van_Print

Pac-Cakes (For Sale)

Brandon Ortwein (bortwein) — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 09:03:54 -0800

Have a short stack of pac-cakes. They are to die for and will haunt you for days after eating them.