Anthony Massingham (amassingham)

Long John Slothver (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 05:20:22 -0700

Slothlock Holmes (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 02:03:17 -0700

Slothcule Poirot (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:34:24 -0700

ze little grey sloths.

Charlie Slothlin (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:31:04 -0700

Slothlejuice (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:15:02 -0700

Slothlejuice Slothlejuice Slothlejuice

Ziggy Slothdust (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:08:54 -0700

and the sloths from mars

SlothTin (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 05:48:46 -0700

Great Sloths!

Napoleon Slothepart (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 05:51:28 -0700

Facebooks

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 15:19:15 -0800

A friend of mine kept bugging and bugging me to make a facebook page, and so I have. You can check it out here if you like. https://www.facebook.com/anthonymassinghamillustration

Slothcule Poirot

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:01:39 -0800

Hipster Dinosaur jams to some indie tunes on his walkman (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 05:12:18 -0800

Hipster Dinosaur adds the latest chapters to his novel (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 14:45:21 -0800

Animals (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 20:23:11 -0800

49 super happy animals.

Bowie Constrictor (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 05:03:33 -0800

Hammerhead Shark (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 14:20:03 -0800

more at http://animalrankings.com/

Cuttlefish (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 00:04:59 -0800

from http://animalrankings.com/

Fox (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 15:11:41 -0800

from http://animalrankings.com/

Slow Loris (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 15:49:40 -0800

Slow Loris from Animal Rankings : http://animalrankings.com/

Narwhal (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:13:59 -0800

From Animal Rankings : http://animalrankings.com/ Any Requests for additions?

Timmy and his Performing Knees (For Sale)

Anthony Massingham (amassingham) — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 15:16:25 -0800

From the 'Not So Impressive Entertainers' book : http://www.blurb.com/bookstore/detail/1493021 Private Timothy Holesworthy – ‘Timmy’ to his friends – should never have made it to the front lines. His poor eyesight, fallen arches, deafness in one ear and extraordinarily knobbly knees disqualified him on all counts. However, when you have friends on the draft board who are also in the medical profession, much can be achieved if you are enthusiastic, determined and willing to share your tobacco ration. To lighten the mood during a protracted and particularly miserable mud-soaked bivouac, the chaps from B Company decided to put on a show. Assembled in the foxhole was an original and enigmatic collection of would-be tenors, who performed a stirring rendition of the national anthem and a hastily convened Andrews Sisters medley. Swept up in the excitement, Timmy launched into an impromptu performance of ‘Tea for Two’ accompanied by a confusing choreographic contortion featuring his bared knees, prompting his C.O to order him to put his trousers back on. Because of Timmy’s incomplete hearing, he mistook the command as vociferous encouragement and instead stepped up the performance, welcoming a third, smaller and higher member to the assemblage. Understandably, the C.O forbade any discussion of the event again, ever. He ended the show with a muffled and embarrassed exclamation that what happens in the foxhole, stays in the foxhole. As a disciplinary action, Timmy’s meat and potato ration was subsequently halved for a week and the cook was ordered to increase the amount of bromide added to his tea.