Muddybeats (Muddybeats)

Just Say No (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 09:45:24 -0700

Diets aren't all smiles and giggles. At least one person always ends up getting hurt.

Disappointment (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 09:28:11 -0700

Just look at his face. Says it all.

Saturn Ring Toss (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 13:29:28 -0700

Nobody wants to be a party game.

A Light Snack (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 13:15:27 -0700

Muy Fantastico! (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 11:51:46 -0700

Inspired by a Threadless Fantastic Four contest.

Let the LOVE Out (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 07:16:41 -0800

It's no secret this is a rough world. I think we're to blame - all of this love waiting to be poured out onto others and we keep it bottled up. Let it out people!!

Shave the Whales (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 07:32:41 -0800

Everyday, thousands of whales swim the ocean, unshaven and unable to find suitable corporate jobs they need to feed and support their calves.

Stop Being Pretty (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 13:50:36 -0800

So my sister lives in Cali and she texted me a photo of a shirt she was about to buy and I was all like "cool" that looks like a nice homemade tee. I'm thinking, $5. $10 tops. THAT THING COST MORE THAN MY WIFE AND I SPEND ON GROCERIES IN A WEEK. COMBINED!! Like 1 and a half times as much! That's when I told her "Stop being pretty and broke." Sure she's looking like one of the cool kids, but, dang, I'd rather buy something else, like a car or yacht with that kind of money. So she actually inspired me and then encouraged me to design this.

World's Smallest Violin (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 09:30:58 -0800

Beware, the Darth Star (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 08:15:26 -0800

Life support suit: 3.5 M credits Tickets to the Tatooine galaxy fair: 169 credits Balloon: 25 credits Happy, although evil, child: priceless

Make it Rain (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 12:55:43 -0800

Science continues to deny the truth about precipitation when describing the hydrologic cycle.

Have a Gouda Day (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 07:01:35 -0800

I wish you all a Gouda Day, though cheddar would be better. (sorry for the cheesy puns. Boom, times two.)

Just Peachy (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 14:53:58 -0800

Let's face it, we all hit a point sometimes when it just rains on us. Sometimes we need a little pick me up. A reminder that all will be "just peachy".

Proper Mr. Otter (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 13:43:49 -0700

Proper Mr. Otter loves to read a good book by the fire whilst enjoying a spot of tea. He is also a cigar aficionado.

Twice the Man (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 13:13:24 -0700

A man's influence is directly proportional to his facial hair. This man has 50 wives, can punch through mountains and speaks all of the known languages including Klingon, Bocce & Tengwar.

The Zombie Bachelor (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 15:38:24 -0700

Every man needs his bride. Even the dead guys. Before they take they plunge, they need one more night of freedom. What happens in the underworld, stays in the underworld.

Unicorn Cuts: Where Happiness Comes From (For Sale)

Muddybeats (Muddybeats) — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 18:25:16 -0700

This is based on a selected Threadless graphic I developed. Searching for happiness? Search no more.