Matt Malette (MattMalette)

"Saddle up, Partner" (For Sale)

Matt Malette (MattMalette) — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:48:00 -0700

This Stegosaurus seems a bit apprehensive about wearing a saddle. Where could it possibly fit? Maybe this cowboy should stick to his pony and save the dinosaur for another day.

Cute Little Pooch (For Sale)

Matt Malette (MattMalette) — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:37:20 -0800

From Ghostbusters: Poor Louis Tully (Rick Moranis), this just wasn't his night; He throws a party for his clients, gets chased out of his apartment complex by a dog, and to top it off he gets possessed by a demi-god. Here, Louis is searching for that elusive, non-existent Milk-bone.

Rooster Cogburn (For Sale)

Matt Malette (MattMalette) — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:03:15 -0800

"The meanest is Rooster Cogburn. He is a pitiless man, double tough and fear don’t enter into his thinking." Here he is as portrayed from the Coen Brother's recent retelling of the story, True Grit.

Salvation Lies Within (For Sale)

Matt Malette (MattMalette) — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 18:52:53 -0800

From the Shawshank Redemption: Samuel Norton, warden of Shawshank Prison, sitting in his office thinking how much he loves God and how much more he loves money. What's he not thinking about is how Andy Dufresne will get the better of him in the years to come leading to a bullet going through that head of his. Warden Norton is one mean SOB.

We Picked Up A Weirdo (For Sale)

Matt Malette (MattMalette) — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 16:38:10 -0800

From The Muppet Movie: New friends, Kermit and Fozzie seem a bit reluctant to keep Gonzo in the Studebaker after he claims he wants to go to Bombay, India to become a movie star. The frog and bear should've cut their losses. Movin' right along!

Clever Girl (For Sale)

Matt Malette (MattMalette) — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 15:24:25 -0800

From Jurassic Park: Poor Robert Muldoon, the toughest man on Isla Nublar and he's tricked by two prehistoric reptiles. Not only did he serve as residential badass, he was also given one of the best final lines in recent cinema history. Here he is, right before he utters those final words... "Clever girl."