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MIKETHRONE (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:00:54 -0700

Do you like Michael Jackson? Do you like Darkthrone? Here you go!

FINISH HAM!! (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 01:09:44 -0700

Test your might and eat that ham!

The Tiger Strikes Back (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:10:23 -0700

Shark vs. Narwhal (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 00:28:38 -0700

The Shark It is known that sharks are sweet at jumping out of the water in slow motion and fucking shit up with their massive jaws and razor sharp teeth. It is also known that a shark's main purpose in life is to seek the various swords of enchantment that are hidden throughout the underwater kingdom. Only then, are they able to fulfill their destiny of defeating a narwhal in a sword fight to obtain their magical secret treasure. For it is written in the sacred Texts of Sharkdom! Plus, they really dig holding aloft the magic swords and pretending that they're He-Man. That joke never gets old amongst sharks. They're always like all "Hey, look, man..I'm He-man!!" And everybody laughs. The Narwhal Hark! The narwhal! A vicious stabber! A vicious stabber indeed! Thou art a stabber of ice! A stabber of prey! A stabber of sharks who wield swords of enchantment! Why must they stab? Because they have big fucking horns, that's why! Oh, and sharks are always coming after them with magical swords and shit. How did they get the horn? The horn was granted to the narwhal by the unicorn. Basically what happened was a unicorn was riding his motorcycle underwater and a crab flew into his mouth and down his throat and caused him to choke. A nearby narwhal saw the whole thing happen. The narwhal put down his nunchucks and quickly swam over to the unicorn and performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The Unicorn was so grateful that he granted him the gift of the horn. Oh, and he let him eat the crab. Then the Unicorn was all like "With great power comes great responsibility! With this big fucking horn, you and your fellow narwhal are to be the guardians of some secret magic treasure stuff and junk!" and then the Unicorn bestowed unto him a treasure. The unicorn got back onto his crappy motorcycle and bolted and yelled out "party on dudes!" So, what is this treasure that the narwhals protect and sharks want? It's the recipe for Doritos. Oh, and I forgot to mention that narwhals will attack sharks because they're jealous that there isn't a Narwhal Week. So anyways, that's what's going on in my painting. Check it out, though! Look at all that lightning! That sword is totally fucking sweet, too! It's got a bat skull thingy!

COWABUNGA (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 14:00:28 -0700

Bazooka Whale (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 01:10:10 -0800

Thar she blows (your stupid face off!) FACT: Eagles are the TRUE natural enemies of the sperm whale!! Sure, those pesky gigantic architeuthis squids are a real pain in the ass, but those eagles are the real pests!! With their ferocious talons they wield double swords. The eagle swoops down on an unsuspecting sperm whale and stabs the hell out of it. The eagle then lifts the whale right the hell out of the water!!! These punk ass birds will drop our deep diving block-headed pals into volcanoes or even on top of some dude's house. FACT: Whales can't fly! FACT: Eagles are excellent swimmers! FACT: Eagles have perfected the ancient art of the double sword FACT: Whales must protect themselves with bazookas FACT: Whales want to be left the hell alone so they can chill-axe and watch their favorite movies: Krush Groove and Wayne's World.

TOTALLY WILD (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:46:09 -0700

This shirt is fucking MONDO to the MAX!!! Let everybody know how TOTALLY WILD you are!!

Star Wars Jabba the Hutt Barfed his Guts all the way down to Pizza Hut (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 00:53:24 -0700

Aw, snap! It's Jabba! And just look at him puke! Jabba the fucking Hutt! The fattest guy in the universe just fucking missed the toilet again! A typical day for Jabba includes: • Being a total dick to Han • Fucking up his latest protocol droid • Barfing • Being rendered with CG to look weird • Eating a fuck load of alien frogs • Barfing • Getting totally lit on some space drugs (spice) • Displaying very unexpectedly good taste in space bikinis • Eating some more weird space food not shown in the movie • Barfing Also, His Royal Lardness has a really stylish pink potty that’s clearly to small for a Hutt! TIP: Put this in a highly ornate gold frame for a very high-class effect! Show your friends that you are #1 star wars empire strikes back return of the jedi toxic waste green barf barfs barfing vomit vomits vomiting puke pukes throw up throwing up spew hurl hurls Hurling outer space tatooine 70's seventies pink toilets potty low brow humor disgusting funny science fiction alien aliens aating disorder fat obese morbid obesity drunk over eat

Bigfoot breaks into some Dude's Cabin and Totally takes a fat Dump in his toilet (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 00:32:50 -0700

THE POOPING HABITS OF THE SASQUATCH Bigfoots do have their own toilets. However, their toilets totally fucking suck. A typical Sasquatch toilet is usually a stupid hollowed out tree stump. To make matters worse, Bigfoots are usually away from their caves -or whatever the fuck they live in. They spend most of their time walking through the woods doing Sasquatch shit. When nature calls and there's no tree stump to poop in, they'll have to poop behind a tree or something. Then they have to wipe their huge butts with whatever is available. Hopefully, they will be lucky enough to find a big soft leaf to use. But usually, it's something else -a god damn rock or sometimes even a trout if there's a river nearby. So what's a Bigfoot to do? What the hell would you do? I think you know the answer! Totally break into some dude's cabin and take a fat dump in his toilet!!

JCVD Screaming his F--king Face (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 20:28:35 -0700

Woah-ho-ho!! Bloodsport!! You know the scene! During the final battle, Chong Li (Bolo Yeung) blinds Frank Dux (JCVD) by throwing some powder in his eyes. JCVD Freaks the fuck out and screams his fucking face off! Recommended viewing method is looking at it while doing the freakin’ splits!!! Fun Fact: I saw this movie in the theater was I was a kid. During this scene, some dude sitting in front of me yells out: “Damn! That mother fucker is turning into the Hulk!” Now’s your chance to win the mother fucking Kumite! Everybody sing! Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! Tip: put this shit in a highly ornate gold frame! Show your friends that you are number fucking 1 !! Now go and kick the fuck out of some shit!

Portrait of a Sweet Dude Rockin a Sweeter than Hell Wolf Shirt (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 20:22:43 -0700

17th century, Netherlands. A man simply known as Angstigwolf becomes the first person to rock a mutha humpin' wolf t-shirt! Look how flawlessly his totally beautiful, billowing hair and stylish be-tasseled cloak compliment the howling wolves upon his shirt. To commemorate this totally excellent historical dude, The Legendary Tiger Hero proudly presents thee with this work of art! Painted in the style and technique as Angstigwolf's contemporaries: The Dutch Old Masters. Another Notable Achievement: Angstigwolf is also the first dude to officially air guitar. However, some stupid lute player claimed that he was the first. The controversy was settled one evening at a pub. When the lute player confronted him, Angstigwolf was all like "Hell, no! You're air luting, fool!" And then Angstigwolf hopped on top of the bar and rocked the hell out! His fluffy hair swooshed around and his fingers mimicked a really hard to play solo. A crowd howled like the very wolves on Angstig's legendary shirt. In a moded daze, the lute player stumbled out of the pub and fell face first into a pile of horse shit. The rest is history. He also had a fancy mustache. When I learned of Angstigwolf's achievements, I HAD to create this. Not only because he's sweet, but also because those dickweeds at the Franklin Mint didn't "feel that making a commemorative coin dedicated to Angstigwolf is worth their time". Pfft. Whatever. So, Let the spirit of the wolf and the spirit of Angstigwolf live on. No fooling...Time magazine listed Angstigwolf as #1 on their "Top 10 coolest ghosts to chill-axe with"!

Sea Battle Masterpiece Robot vs Squid (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 20:20:07 -0700

CHAPTER the 1st: THE SQUID The Deicide Squid (Deicideteuthis) is the largest known squid in the world. It is also unique from other squids because their blood is composed of 100% hatred. It is currently ranked #1 in National Geographic's list of "Top 5 most hateful squids ever" The Deicide Squid has exhibited feats of high intelligence. They excel in complex problem solving tasks and have been seen reconstructing sunken ships. It is thought that their motivation for attacking ships and totally fucking them the hell up is so that they can rebuild them. They are also good at reverse engineering Super Nintendos - which have become collector's items. CHAPTER the 2nd: A Big Ass Bot "For it is the time of our Fathers before they, and ye hath heard the call of the Raven wind. Hark! From The Mirror of Time appears The Metal King! Hail! The Eater of the Red One! For we shall taste of it's red flesh in The Mead Hall of Eternity!" -Viking prophecy Big ass bots are the Deicide Squid's main adversary. They come out of nowhere and straight up bum rush the squids. Because of the bots ability to appear out of thin air, it can be presumed that A: they possess the cloak of invisibility B: They can time travel C: Both It is quite possible that these robots are created by sharks. Sharks are well known for their time traveling capabilities and their cloak of invisibility manufacturing. However, it could be that sharks learned these traits through the robots -which leads us to the age old question: Which came first? The shark or the robot? We may never know. In the meantime, enjoy this sweet ass painting!!

Cthulhu Awakens and Totally Shreds a Sweet Ass Guitar Solo (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 20:17:43 -0700

Behold....The most METAL painting EVER!!!! He has risen from the depths of the freezing blackend sea and he totally fucking wails!!!! The Mighty one rules! Look at his tentacle tap teqhnique! The Cthulhu Mythos is great -but- I still felt that it lacked solos. So, here you have it. WHHheeeeeeeeeerrrrrr!!!! Bidddledididdledi ReeeeR WHeerrrr!!

Shark vs. Narwhal (For Sale)

The Legendary Tiger Hero (LegendaryTigerHero) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 20:02:31 -0700

Holy fucking shit! The Shark It is known that sharks are sweet at jumping out of the water in slow motion and fucking shit up with their massive jaws and razor sharp teeth. It is also known that a shark's main purpose in life is to seek the various swords of enchantment that are hidden throughout the underwater kingdom. Only then, are they able to fulfill their destiny of defeating a narwhal in a sword fight to obtain their magical secret treasure. For it is written in the sacred Texts of Sharkdom! Plus, they really dig holding aloft the magic swords and pretending that they're He-Man. That joke never gets old amongst sharks. They're always like all "Hey, look, man..I'm He-man!!" And everybody laughs. The Narwhal Hark! The narwhal! A vicious stabber! A vicious stabber indeed! Thou art a stabber of ice! A stabber of prey! A stabber of sharks who wield swords of enchantment! Why must they stab? Because they have big fucking horns, that's why! Oh, and sharks are always coming after them with magical swords and shit. How did they get the horn? The horn was granted to the narwhal by the unicorn. Basically what happened was a unicorn was riding his motorcycle underwater and a crab flew into his mouth and down his throat and caused him to choke. A nearby narwhal saw the whole thing happen. The narwhal put down his nunchucks and quickly swam over to the unicorn and performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The Unicorn was so grateful that he granted him the gift of the horn. Oh, and he let him eat the crab. Then the Unicorn was all like "With great power comes great responsibility! With this big fucking horn, you and your fellow narwhal are to be the guardians of some secret magic treasure stuff and junk!" and then the Unicorn bestowed unto him a treasure. The unicorn got back onto his crappy motorcycle and bolted and yelled out "party on dudes!" So, what is this treasure that the narwhals protect and sharks want? It's the recipe for Doritos. Oh, and I forgot to mention that narwhals will attack sharks because they're jealous that there isn't a Narwhal Week. So anyways, that's what's going on in my painting. Check it out, though! Look at all that lightning! That sword is totally fucking sweet, too! It's got a bat skull thingy!