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GORILLA VS. ARCHITEUTHIS (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 08:03:57 -0700

Two of BeastWreck's very favorite beasts duking it out in a no-holds barred grudge match! What do these two savage creatures have against each other? What could possibly infuriate the gorilla enough to cause him to invade the ocean depths to lay a primitive pounding on the tentacled terror , or incite the giant squid to surface and seek to suffocate the hairy ape in his curling clutches? No one knows, but it makes for one hell of a fight!

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS! (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:19:15 -0700

A playful homage (read: "ripoff") to the waxpack art from the classic MARS ATTACKS trading card series from the swingin' 60's featuring (what else) brutish gorillas in place of bug-eyed martian invaders! Also available on shirts at my BeastWreck Shirts & Stuff shop! http://www.beastwreck.com/

FRAKKIN' BERRY (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 16:07:26 -0700

It's a mashup of two childhood favorites: the infamous feces-dyeing monster cereal with the 70's-80's sci-fi TV sensation. Shiny robot marauders need to eat a complete breakfast, too, y'know! And yes, the "toy surprise" robot-dog, featured in the show, was in fact a chimpanzee in a full-body costume and helmet! Creepy! Also available on t-shirts from my BEASTWRECK SHIRTS & STUFF shop! http://www.beastwreck.bigcartel.com

RIPLEY'S "BITCH-BUSTER" (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 17:03:12 -0700

A decidedly "Ed Roth" take on Ripley and her Powerloader, burning rubber and smokin' some Xenomorphs! She's make a nifty hood ornament out of the Alien Queen and wrenched her Powerloader into a bitch-bustin' hot rod!

BOUNTY HUNTER (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:28:26 -0700

What do you get when you cross the galaxy's baddest Bounty Hunter with old-school anime sensation Speed Racer? I guess it would look something like this. Maybe not. Also available on shirts and stickers at my BeastWreck Shirts & Stuff shop! http://www.beastwreck.com/

CHARLIE'S FINAL HUMILIATION (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 01:08:18 -0800

Lucy hasn't been herself lately. Ever since she got bitten by that drifter hobo fellow, she's been acting strange and moaning a lot. And don't even get me started on what happened during this year's "football kick" attempt... blood everywhere. It looks like Lucy has gotten bored with snatching the football away from poor old Charlie, and snatched his legs off instead!

THE WONDER WAGON! (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:46:34 -0800

We all know Wonder Woman had an invisible jet, but did you also know she had an invisible Motor Home?? Well, she did! Perfect for those vacations with the Super Friends! Print text reads: Now, Wonder Woman has a brand new invisible vehicle! Complete with sleeper bed, mini-kitchen, advance-detection radar dish, and defensive missile system. With room for five of her fellow Super-Friends, Wonder Woman and her pals can quickly arrive on the scene of any crisis, or enjoy a leisurely road trip or camping excursion!"

MASTERS OF WESTEROS: CASTLE GREYJOY (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:57:32 -0800

Mashup of "Masters of the Universe" with "Game of Thrones", paying homage to both the box artwork for the original "Castle Grayskull" playset, and the cantankerous kraken-sigiled Greyjoys of Pike and their brutal rocky keep.

POP-ZOMBIE (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 15:34:40 -0700

Are zombies on the verge of being played-out? Maybe, but not if they're done right! Is this zombie done right? Well, he's decidedly more colourful than your run-of-the-mill zombie, that's for sure! Pop colours make this zombie really... POP! Available on t-shirts at my BeastWreck Shirts & Stuff shop, too! http://www.beastwreck.bigcartel.com/

GRRRILLA (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 11:39:14 -0700

The beaten-but-not-defeated BeastWreck mascot, GRRRILLA. Also available on shirts and buttons at my BeastWreck Shirts & Stuff shop! http://www.beastwreck.com/

CROC-LORD (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 21:26:29 -0700

The ancient reptilian swamp-deity holds captive one of the myriad water-nymphs that inhabits the watery realm, draining her of her power to add to his own. Available on t-shirts at my BeastWreck Shirts & Stuff shop, too! http://www.beastwreck.bigcartel.com/

BEASTBURGER (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 20:06:07 -0700

The Burger that shall not be consumed by mortal man! Fast food has never been so fearsome. Also available on buttons at my BeastWreck Shirts & Stuff shop! http://www.beastwreck.com/

KROOL-AID (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 22:13:27 -0700

"Oh Yeah?" "Hell No!!" What kind of friendly sugary kids' beverage mascot busts through houses just to quench kids' thirst?! This evil twin of a popular mascot just likes busting through houses -- I don't think he cares much about delivering beverages -- just beatings! Also available on shirts, buttons and stickers at my BeastWreck Shirts & Stuff shop! http://www.beastwreck.com/

PAKKU-MAN (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:33:41 -0700

This bright design is based on a recently discovered rare Japanese print which is rumored to have contributed to Toru Iwatani's inspiration for the genesis of Pac-Man! It was a commonly-held misconception that a simple pizza (missing a slice) was the true inspiration for the celebrated arcade classic, but that's clearly a bunch of bologna! It was a print that had been in his family for generations, but had been lost in a warehouse shortly after his tragic suicide. Available on t-shirts at my BeastWreck Shirts & Stuff shop, too! http://www.beastwreck.bigcartel.com/

BARREL-CHUCKER (For Sale)

BeastWreck (BeastWreck) — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:28:55 -0700

Who's the second-best pop-culture gorilla in human history, right behind King Kong? That's right, it's the beast who gave Mario so much trouble, kidnapping his best girl Pauline and hurling barrels at the tenacious plumber with tireless rhythm and efficiency. I spent many a quarter trying to undo this ape's machinations as a lad, and this is my loving tribute to DONKEY KONG. May he never run out of barrels. Available on t-shirts at my BeastWreck Shirts & Stuff shop, too! http://www.beastwreck.bigcartel.com/